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$FOAL ARMY!

The CRYPTO zoo is full of overhyped mutts—Shiba, Floki, Bonk—all barking the same tired tune. Meanwhile, the real ALPHA has been grazing in the shadows, waiting to kick your shitcoin bags INTO OBLIVION!!!!!!!!

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How to Ride the $FOAL Wave (Without Getting Thrown Off) Buy the dip (if there even is one—this horse doesn’t stop).  Meme it
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$FOAL 

just kicked down the stable door.

No presale, no dev, no fucks given.

LP?

Burned to ashes. 

Taxes?

Zero. Because we’re not the FUCKING IRS, we’re a thoroughbred of financial anarchy.

Utility?

Yeah, right. $FOAL’s only utility is making Dogecoin maximalists cry into their Elon tweets

Only for nerds.

This ain’t your grandma’s shitcoin—it’s a wild hoof to the face of crypto normies.

Forget mooning.

We’re galloping straight to Valhalla on pure meme oats and trader tears.

Doge had its day, But $FOAL is the white horse that’s gonna leave them all in the DUST!!!!

We’re not here for gentle trots—we’re here for a full-speed charge into the heart of the meme empire.

Will you hold on tight… or get trampled?

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How to Ride the $FOAL Wave (Without Getting Thrown Off)
Buy the dip (if there even is one—this horse doesn’t stop).

Meme it into existence (tweet, shitpost, yell "GIDDY UP" in your local Telegram).

Watch the normies FOMO in as $FOAL laps their "serious projects" on the way to Valhalla.

Final Warning:
If you miss this, you’ll be stuck holding some dried-up dog token,

while the $FOAL gang races past you, laughing and throwing hay bales of profit at peasants.

🐎 Saddle up or get left in the manure pile.

$FOAL is coming.

(Contract renounced. Devs vanished. Hype untamed. Yeehaw.)

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